I am starting to wonder
Why I say and do
The things I say and do
Like the other day
When I said I didn’t like your nose
I was being honest
But I know
That honesty is not
What you wanted to hear
But you asked
And you demanded honesty
And then you cried
And
Though I am an authority on
How to behave
Misbehave
And
Manipulate the behavior of others
I cannot
For the life of me
Understand why you would think
For two seconds
That I would like your nose
When in fact
It may be the largest problem in my life
Currently
Your nose
And my cable bill.